Birthday party with Barbados Ambassador for Culture & Youth
It’s nice to see that the Prime Minister’s choice for Ambassador for Culture and Youth has finally found a decent boyfriend named Matt Kemp who respects the girl enough to get her everything she could want for her birthday.
Everything in this case meaning being entertained by a midget prostitute / dominatrix / porn movie “star” named Bridget Powers.
“Bridget the Midget“ (Wikipedia link) as Miss Powers is “professionally” known, recently appeared at Rihanna’s birthday party complete with leathers and whip and put on a lovely personal performance for our Culture and Youth Ambassador.
Videos and photos posted online showed the public that, like all Bajans, Ambassador Rihanna enjoys nothing more than a good lap dance by a prostitute who has starred in over 100 porn movies.
Dear Rihanna: If you swim in a sewer…
As an aspiring movie actress herself who has accepted a role as a dominatrix prostitute in the upcoming movie The Last Dragon, I can’t imagine how honoured Rihanna felt to be in the presence of – let alone be entertained by – a movie star like Bridget Powers. “Bridget the Midget” has given the world such classics as “Bridget the Midget takes a huge black ****”, Whack Attack 8: Straight Up Their Candy Asses!, Mechanical Elf, Little F*****s, Pint Size P***y, Cellar Dweller 4, Sodomania and Slop Shots 4.
Dear Rihanna: Why didn’t you walk out?
Many of Bridget’s best works can be seen at FreakyMidget.com or Deviantclip.com, as the self-billed “leader in extreme midget porn”.
Yup. What a class act and trio: Matt Kemp for even thinking of such a “birthday gift”, Rihanna: for not leaving the room…
…and Bridget the Midget? You can hardly blame her. For 15 years she’s been willing to do pretty well anything for money according to several online interviews. Hey… Bridget can apparently do some wild things that involve launching eggs across the room. I wonder if that was part the entertainment for Rihanna?
Classy!
Prime Minister Thompson couldn't resist naming Rihanna "Ambassador for Culture and Youth"
Mr. Prime Minister… It’s about time, isn’t it? You got us into this. Whatcha gin do ’bout it?
Further Reading
Bizarre Mag: Interview with Bridget the Midget (WARNING: Not suitable for work – or really anyone or anyplace.)
TMZ: Rihanna – Lap dance from tiny stripper – The Video
Celebrity Fix: Rihanna’s birthday lapdance from Bridget the Midget
BFP – December 16, 2009: Barbados Prime Minister reconsiders Rihanna as “Youth & Cultural Ambassador”
BFP – July 7, 2009: Thompson’s Folly: Forcing “Barbados Ambassador For Culture and Youth” Upon A Girl Named Rihanna
Barbados Free Press 