Jdid’s Christmas flight home!
Our friend Jdid runs Doan Mind Me blog out of Toronto, Canada and like many folks he decided to come home for the holidays. What a story! I laughed so hard I came to tears.
Here’s a sample, but if you need a good laugh you must head over and read the whole thing.
Thanks, Jdid. I needed that!
“Now listen very carefully I will only say this once.
Ya see me? I aint neva travelling to Barbados by no cheap plane again ya hear. Who me? No boy I cant do dat no more. Not again! Ya might save a few coppers but this cheap plane ting will kill ya stone dead.”
“So I sitting down deyso in my seat on the end and a ol lady on the odda end and in walks this nice looking twenty something young girl all pretty up an ting to occupy the seat between we. So at first I look at she an say to myself is how come when I was single I couldnt get a seat next to nuhbody dat was under 300lbs or sweating like dem juss run a marathon but now I well and truly married dem wait to put pretty young girls next to me.
But I shoulda known ya cant judge a book by its cover”
Read the whole thing: Doan Mind Me: Travel Woes