Willie & Rib Bone respond to Offshore Banking customer information leaks

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What can Barbados do to regain offshore investors’ confidence?

Willie & Rib Bone Finanshul Servises have the answer!

Between the recent Tax Havens customer data leaks and the collapsed Harlequin property investment scheme, Barbados has been hit pretty hard. Foreign investors have been wondering if Bim is still a safe destination for their hidden cash. Will the police or tax departments in their own countries somehow learn about their millions stashed away on Barbados? That’s a worry for sure!

But no worries… Barbados Free Press has learned that our own regulars Willie & Rib Bone have established their own offshore bank right here in Grape Hall. It’s a little out of the way, but that’s not so bad all things considered!

We’ll let Willie & Rib Bone tell you about it themselves if they can put down that funny looking cigarette they are sharing…

Willie and Rib Bone

“Willie & Rib Bone Finanshul Servises”

Has open it doors by da rum shack on da coast road for gentlmens of forun extrax shun from da Grate White North of Canada what want to git there money washed. Any amount of money be welcom and yore estwile bankers who has many years of experence in keepin da cash aways from pryin eyes can garantee dat you gonna get da best servises what dat money can by. We is very experence in disapeering acts and can do all sorts of fancy investin wit whatever you give us. Trust us becuz we beein in bidness for years as our polise records will show you when you inqire bout how honest we is.

Thank you for yore support,
Willie and Rib Bone

Dis is Rib Bone and Willie forget to tel you dat if you see da polise cars by da rum shack on da coste road maybe you visit a litle later when dey leave so dey dont reqwire dat you plase yo investmunt wit dem sted of us estwile finanshul opertunitists dat we are.

Rib Bone Washington, eskwire

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6 responses to “Willie & Rib Bone respond to Offshore Banking customer information leaks

  1. Willie and Rib Bone

    Me an my bbf Willie-who still in da hills doging Madame Queen- wants to thank da BIM Free Press fo da oppotunist of free avertising of the new “Willie and Rib Bone Bank of BIM an Inbestment LLD” what we operatin at the rum shop by da coste road and be open mostly on da days when we feelin not to obercome by fisical labor dat is limited becuz of hasles from da polise hoo wants to share da welth witout doin no werk. Da BIM Free Press have also warn us bout the invashun of Germs hoo be expected to hit da beeches pretty soon when a airplane start flyin from dat country and we mos’ willin’ to hep dem part wit dey money too and fo dat advise we be sho to have speshul inbestmenting rates fo any employs of the BIM FP what wants to have hep wit washing dey money too. We is also offerin a speshul rate for any lokal political tipes in BIM who wants to keep dey money quiet from dey wives, girlfrends, polise, inbestigationers or other folks what got noses in dey bidness and is not got awtherizashun.
    Me and Willie [my bbf an long time roomate at da local slammer] kan be trusted to gib you mosly honest hep wit you cash problem and confidenshal advis when you do gets arested by da man.
    Willie say he maybe sneak back to da rum shop on da coste road dis weeken an we gonna servise any folks what stop in afta da chuch servise on Sunday fo washin da money what dey dont gib to da reveren at da church.
    Yo mostly honest an loyel serven at the “Willie and Rib Bone Bank of BIM an Inbestment LLD”
    Rib Bone Washington eskwire

  2. sith

    it is not only Harlquin and leaked documents creating issues, there are other rip offs going on in Barbados in real estate. Maybe they are not as large but never the less they add to the image of a unsafe unstable place to invest. One development in example is Jasmine Gardens built by a Rupert Spencer who took money from investors and walked off the job and never completed the project but is now building and selling other properties at Welches leaving the investors in Jasmine hanging. Good new travels only at half the speed of bad news. Until Barbados has a decent court system and integrity it is going to get a lot worse before it gets better.

  3. Well Well

    Sith………………..hope you have enough years left to wait for it to happen.

  4. Pieter Pieper

    Well Well….Don’t despair ! “Hope springs eternal in the human breast “! For sure this parliament will pass integrity,accountability,transparency and freedom of information legislation.After all,out of the 30 elected members of parliament 21 are lawyers and “good friends”…members of the Barbados Bar Association as well as other organizations.Not to worry! They’ll consult our brothers in Zimbabwe… on good governance and how to establish a decent court system ! Let’s continue to hope! Just don’t think of your breast springing eternally because there won’t be a bra large enough to accomodate them ! In the meantime “brace your back” and don’t get trampled as foreign investment and tourism flee our shores .

  5. perplexed

    @W&RB
    You’ve obviously got the talent to do something re: Harlequin.
    Why not make a Youtube video, I’m thinking rap with steel-drums.
    Lord knows there is enough source material on BFP. I believe you would
    be guaranteed an immediate 6000 (investors) hits. Who knows, if it is
    any good, it may go viral.

  6. Wait I not sure I trust W&RB ! you know him, he be might just be taking de cash and dippin it in the sea and calling dat laundered, he right there on de coast, he may not be doin it properly.