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The nation with the smallest average penis size in the world?
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Cliverton stop boasting.
Years ago I read a wonderful book called ‘Sex Manners for Men’ by, I think, Robert Charteris. In that, the average size of the male member was stated as 6.2 inches.
Two years ago, a Barbadian social worker gave me a bookmark which was, in fact, a chart of dick sizes. It stated that the white member was on average – now get this – a little longer than the black. Puzzled – see I believe everything I’m told – I asked two lissom Jamaican ladies about this. They went ballistic in a way which suggested that the chart was an insult to the black race. BUT – see, so much for ‘Once you go black you never go…’ And besides – is that all we’ve got here, big ones and cricket?
Mind, the assumption is always that women actually prefer BIG ones. In my experience across the world this is not a universal experience. One Nigerian lady once told me that she found far more pleasure in someone’s small one because it reached her “special spot”. A MUCH larger one she rated a poor second best.
I wonder how one rates women?
The other thing, I suppose, and actually the most important, is how you rate the sexual experience – surely not by so primitive a yardstick as dick size. So UNIMAGINATIVE that one.
So yes, welcome to the Caribbean by all means – but don’t assume that much more than sea and sand and the thrill of something new.
I checked the title of the book I mentioned above on the internet. In fact it is written by Robert Chartham (not Charteris) – 144pp published in a new edition by New English Library in 1968 and obtainable from Amazon….not that anyone could possibly be interested. I know there is a follow up: ‘Sex Manners for Advanced Lovers’. But I’m far too old to do any of that. Err…….
Some years back I got an irritation, I think a centipede bit me in my sleep and it grew to 10 inches. Stayed that way for a few days, when i got excited it would go the new grand size. I went a hunting….
Cliverton, call Marcus. You know the reason.
@ Long John
LOL. When I was in Nigeria I had exactly the same syndrome. I assumed it was a giant mosquito – but yes, lol, it was HUGE.
Cliverton is a braggart but he has every right to be.
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