Haven’t Been Seen In Public In Weeks
Barbados authorities have launched an investigation into the disappearance of two Barbados citizens. The two men haven’t been seen in weeks and police refuse to speculate if their disappearances are related.
“All we know is that the Prime Minister and the Minister of Tourism disappeared from public view just about the time that the last batch of Cricket World Cup tourist statistics came out. We’re terribly worried because it’s not normal for these folks to stay away from photo opportunities at major public events.”
… Barbados Police spokesman.
There were reports that one of the men was seen wandering aimlessly near the cliffs at North Point, apparently upset and mumbling the phrase “ninety-thousand visitors for the week” over and over.
Authorities are urging citizens to report any sightings directly to the Missing Politician Hotline at Barbados Free Press – firstname.lastname@example.org