How Many Cruise Ships Will Dump How Many Tons Of Sewerage Into Carlisle Bay Each Night?
Last night on Best & Mason on 900AM, a query was made about what would happen with all of the sewerage from the yachts and cruise ships in for Cricket World Cup. That was hushed up as fast as you can say “oops” – but our little hummingbird tells us that the !@#$ really hit the fan this morning…
Minister of Health Dr. Jerome Walcott was livid today at a meeting and he tore such a piece out of the Environmental people that Walcott’s voice was heard through walls and the door.
Red Flag To Be Set For Carlisle Bay – Feces Nets To Be Installed
At the end of the meeting, it was resolved that a Red Flag will be set for Carlisle Bay, feces nets will be installed to keep all the yuck off the beach, and the dumping of the cruise ships’ sewerage will be coordinated so dumping times are staggered. Hopefully, this will keep the nets from being overwhelmed with turds and tampons.
Welcome to Cricket World Cup, Folks!
Ain’t nothin be free.
Photo: Brown’s Beach, Barbados – will really have an appropriate name during Cricket World Cup! Photo by a friend of Shona’s. Thanks!